Tallahassee Leroy Beauchamp. Bluesman. Inspiration. Deceased.
Boxing cats. As photographed by Thomas Edison.
This young lady sure loves ice cream.
I am not here to provide you with answers. I am here to pose questions.
Chainsaw Noir
The place to find out about the Chainsaw Noir works of author Garrett Cook
About Me
I'm Garrett Cook and I'm an author of Bizarro fiction and
the winner of the First Annual Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. I have four exciting Bizarro pulp novellas in print. Check out my books, my paintings, my music and my stories. I also do freelance editing and manuscript critiques. See the "editing" tab above for rates.Become a Fan on Facebook
Chainsaw Noir- April Online Bizarro Writing Workshop Still Has Slots Available
- J. David Osborne will Return in “April Comes Too Fast”
- Imperial Youth Review Issue 1 Contributor Interview: Garrett Cook asks Nick Mamatas 7 Questions
- WHO IS DIESELPIG? And other subjects of great import
- The Next Big Thing
- NaNoWriMo and Editing Special
- Bizarro Writing Workshop in January with Special Guest Instructor J. David Osborne
- A Great Many Things Have Occurred: Imperial Youth Review Launches and Mystery Instructor of my January Bizarro Writing Workshop is Revealed
- Sad Monster Party presents their first album Seeds from the Bloody Rise of the Elder God Trikloptikon
- The Granny Crunchbones Gospels
